Last summer my husband bought a bird feeder–the kind that attaches to a window with three rubber suction cups so you can watch the birds as they eat the seeds from the tray. Even after he moved it from the back kitchen window to the living room window in front, no one seemed interested.
As fall turned to winter, a few birds may have come by, but a squirrel found it and fell in love. He would climb the dogwood in front of the house, jump onto the small plastic tray and chow down. He would cling to the screen on the side window while balancing his front paws on the plastic tray.
I discovered him having lunch one afternoon as I was finishing my own lunch. I went over to the window and tapped at him. He stopped chewing long enough to give me one of those teen-aged what do you want, looks of disdain.
When I tapped more forcefully, he sprang back from the tray and had all four paws hooked on the screen. He then let lose a stream of squirrel pee down my window and two dusty paw prints on the glass behind the screen.
When my husband returned, he threw a bucket of water on the squirrel pee, cleansing it from the window. He then relocated the squirrel feeder further away to the middle of the glass. We hoped that it would make it more difficult for the squirrel to reach the glass.
The squirrel was able to reach the feeder again, but this time he dislodged it. I can only hope he tumbled to the sidewalk with the feeder, which broke on impact. (I don’t think the squirrel was impacted at all.)
My husband purchased a second feeder, attached with two suction cups. The second feeder was cylindrical in shape, with a red plastic top.
The afternoon after my husband put the new feeder up, the squirrel was back. He somehow managed to lose the red plastic top. I searched all around the ground, but it was nowhere to be found. (Did he put it in his pocket or chew it to bits without leaving bits of red plastic strewn around?)
Today, after the first squirrel finished chowing down, a second squirrel came for a visit. This second squirrel lacked the refined technique of the first squirrel and tipped the feeder sideways so that all of the seeds fell to the ground. At that point, my husband removed the now empty feeder and brought it into the house. The future of the feeder remains to be seen.
Motto of the story: Don’t get too greedy and be careful who you invite to share you food. Protect your sources.
I know this isn’t what you want to hear, but I would have loved watching the squirrels 🙂
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Squirrels are fun to watch but very territorial and greedy where bird feeders are concerned.
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How adorable! 😉
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Glad you liked it. I was so pleased to find that my husband had taken pictures that really punched up the blog posting. Thanks.
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I’m searching for the politically correct adjective … “avist?” … “alacentric?” … “antirodentist?” … to apply to cruel, heartless people who would open a restaurant full of yummy sunflower seeds and then turn cute little furry — starving! — critters away, to search for food under the snow and frozen tundra. For shame! May you get ice in your paws.
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That is a loonatic remark. Are you anti-avian? Our snow wasn’t deep enough to keep the tree -rats from having an abundance of food. They are the ones that destroyed the bird feeders–not us.
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I sympathize with you; these are hellish critters to have around your bird table. I can see this saga running and running. It will be a battle of wits. Keep us informed!
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I asked my husband this morning if he was going to put the bird feeder back up–he hasn’t made up his mind yet. I know the squirrel will look at us with judgemental eyes until his free food source is returned. (They are worse than teenagers when giving you the “you’re not being fair” look.)
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I hang my bird feeder from my clothesline, which is the pulley kind, so it’s easy to reel it in and out. Squirrels aren’t tightrope walkers, fortunately, so must be content with picking up stray seeds on the ground. They do look cute sitting up and munching on seeds held in their little paws. I must say, though, if I’d had the same experiences as you I would have removed the feeder too.
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Our gray squirrels can run across phone and electrical lines so I think they can walk on tightropes. You must have better behaved squirrels than we do. They are cute when they are on the ground, less cute in the bird feeder. So far they have broken the first feeder and hidden the cap on the second feeder.
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I see squirrels running along the big electrical wires out on the street, but they’re a lot thicker than the clothesline. Or maybe it’s because my clothesline isn’t as tight as it should be. Or maybe our Canadian squirrels are just more polite. 😉
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Canadians are so much politer than we are in the U.S., it wouldn’t surprise me that your squirrels have better manners too.
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This is amazingly sweet🐿
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Squirrel emoji is perfect!
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Ugh. Those squirrels are something else. Great post, though.
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Thanks! I like Myrtle better than the squirrels. 🙂
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simply hilarious…
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Glad you liked it. Thanks for taking the time to comment.
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