Is it dirty or is it clutter,
Germophobes have been known to mutter.
Dirty dishes or shoes on the floor,
which of these two, bother you more?
Can you put it away? Does it need sanitizing?
Does it stink too badly for simple disguising?
Clutter is messy and could cause you to trip
Dirty is worse and a health hazard slip.
Books, shoes, and jackets may lay ’round in heaps
But using my bathroom won’t give you the creeps
My kitchen is clean and my dishes are done.
But if you want clutter picked up, I’m not that someone.