Why Seniors Don’t Change Their Passwords

Taken from a chain email

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WHY SENIORS SO NOT CHANGE THEIR PASSWORDS

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Please enter your new password.

USER:

Cabbage

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Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:

Boiled cabbage

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Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character

USER:

1 boiled cabbage

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Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER:

50damnboiledcabbages

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Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER:

50DAMNboiledcabbages

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Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER:

50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!

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Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:

ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

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Sorry, that password is already in use.