Things that Might Make Sense

From a forwarded email

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, “An ambulance.”   

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.   

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.      So true!

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he knows when he’s really in trouble. 

Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words The and IRS together it spells Theirs 

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. 

I’ve traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. 

May you always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
Tires with air,

And friends who care.