According to a September 30, 2014 Cosmopolitan article by Charles Manning on “12 Types of Cleavage and They Say About You” rear or butt cleavage
3. Butt Cleavage: You’re ambitious.
Yeah, your butt is showing. So what? You’re focused on what’s in front of you, not what’s behind you. Let ’em stare. You’re moving forward and all they can do is follow in your wake.
I went to the gym today and saw a lot of butt cleavage. It ain’t purty.
On the butt-meter scale,
Nice firm, rounded butt in tight jeans – 5 points
Saggy or flat butt – 3 points
At least I know you wear underwear – 1 point
Hint of cleavage – 0 points
Hairless butt cleavage- minus 1 point
Hairy butt with clean cleavage – minus 2 points
Hairy butt with embedded dirt (I hope that’s all it is) – minus 10 points.
Crack kills.
Butt crack disgusts.
Jokes cracked can entertain.
Farts cracked can empty a room.
He who flies upside down and crashes plane dies with crack-up. (Fake Chinese cookie fortune.)
And here I always thought Butt-cleavage was actually Plumbing 101…. no?
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There is more than one name for it. Plumbing 101 would work.
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I had nothing to do with the beef commercial that has appeared on this butt (buns) site….
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Funny! Although, somethings cannot be unseen, which is sometimes a real problem.
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Totally agree. It seems like the nastiest cracks are the ones most likely to be exposed.
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You’re so witty! But those pics–ugh! Both those guys are wearing pants, but are indecent just the same.
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Not a fan of rear ceavage.
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We saw one humongous crack at Walmart several months ago. My wife is still cracking up.😉
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Guess it’s better to laugh at it than obsess or groan about it.
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Not so sure that the people that tend to show their butt cleavage are the ones you’d think of as ambitious…
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Maybe oblivious. I know one in my Read and Critique group who shows butt cleavage while wearing shorts in the summer and unfortunately has begun to show it with his blue jeans this winter. He’s a professional, more fleshy than fat. so I can’t blame it on plumber’s crack.
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😂❤️❤️❤️
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Glad you liked it.
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Always.❤️
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